american-fuckin-horror-story:

What’s your favorite?

i still love the coven poster because it’s creepy as f*uck

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gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

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herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


ecsdrop:

will-graham-i-am:

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

YOU CAN’T CAGE THE CAGE

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